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Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs don’t work:

  • 20. “That’s weird…”
  • 19. “It’s never done that before.”
  • 18. “It worked yesterday.”
  • 17. “How is that possible?”
  • 16. “It must be a hardware problem.”
  • 15. “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
  • 14. “There is something funky in your data.”
  • 13. “I haven’t touched that module in weeks!”
  • 12. “You must have the wrong version.”
  • 11. “It’s just some unlucky coincidence.”
  • 10. “I can’t test everything!”
  • 9. “THIS can’t be the source of THAT.”
  • 8. “It works, but it hasn’t been tested.”
  • 7. “Somebody must have changed my code.”
  • 6. “Did you check for a virus on your system?”
  • 5. “Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?
  • 4. “You can’t use that version on your system.”
  • 3. “Why do you want to do it that way?”
  • 2. “Where were you when the program blew up?”
  • 1. And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don’t work: “I thought I fixed that.”
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    If Microsoft operated Restaurants

    Patron: Waiter!
    Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support
    Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
    Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!
    Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.
    Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
    Patron: A SOUP bowl!
    Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
    Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
    Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

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    Tech support: ‘Okay Colin, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings
    up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the Program
    Manager.’

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    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

    In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

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