Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…

Technician: Good Morning you have reached Technical Support, how may I help you?
Client: My computer is telling me to “Press any key”. I can not find the Any key, where is it please?

Customer: I can not log in. It will not accept my user name or password and says Access Denied. You have set it up wrong.
Tech Support: Ok, lets try once more, but make sure you are using lower case keys.
Customer: But I only have capital letters on my keyboard.

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